I love these prints from Nathan Riperger’s series “Things I’ve Said To My Children.” Just the idea that he’s said these things to his kids makes me very excited (and weary) for this kid to get here. Especially because he’s a boy. I have a feeling I’ll be saying much more ridiculous things than “I am not talking to you until you are wearing underwear.”
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xoxo, Mallory
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They kind of remind me of comments made by one of my nephews over the summer. Though completely random appearing, they were all in context, and had us laughing non stop.
One of my favorites (when discussing hunting, lasers, and more), “I’d like to shoot a bird and have it come down as chicken on my plate!” Ah, the joys of 12-year-old boys!
Haha! The minds of children.
Haha I love those! “What are you doing? Oh, hitting the cat door with a snorkel” And I’m sure baby is going to give you many more to add to the list! 🙂